Tomato Soup

Yum - this version is made with canned San Marzano tomatoes - and if ur gonna use canned, these ones are the best.

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 large yellow onion, thinly sliced

1 clove garlic, minced

1-28 ounce can whole peeled tomatoes (San Marzano, recommended)

½ teaspoon Kosher salt 

¼ teaspoon sugar

¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes

¼ teaspoon dried oregano

• Heat oil in a medium saucepan, add half the onion and cook until softened 

• Put in garlic and stir until fragrant, then add tomatoes, salt, sugar, red pepper flakes and oregano, mix well and simmer 5 – 10 minutes

• Use a blender or immersion blender to puree soup - keep warm

Udon with Shrimp

Yes, I make a lot of Asian food. And so should you cuzit’sway better for you than fast food and certainly much faster.

Serves 1

INGREDIENTS 

• 1/3 cup oyster sauce
• 1 tablespoon soy sauce
• ½ teaspoon sesame oil
• ½ pound peeled, deveined shrimp (31-40 size)
• 2 small bunches baby bok choy
• 1 package udon noodles – frozen noodles work too
• 1 tablespoon vegetable/canola oil
• Sesame seeds to garnish

DIRECTIONS

1. Combine oyster sauce, soy and sesame oil in a small bowl – mix well
2. Add half the sauce to the shrimp and let marinate
3. Prepare bok choy-cut the ends to separate individual leaves
4. Cooking noodles according to package directions – adding bokchoy after about a minute
5. Heat a pan or wok over medium/high, add oil and marinated shrimp, cook until done - about 3 minutes
6. Drain noodles & bokchoy, put back in pot and mix with remaining sauce
7. Place the noodles/bok choy in a bowl and top with shrimp, garnish with sesame seeds

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Hasselback Sweet Potatoes

Regular sweet potatoes-good. Hasselback sweet potatoes brushed with curry and cumin butter sauce – mental.

Make 2 potatoes

INGREDIENTS

• 2 medium size sweet potatoes

• ¼ cup butter

• ½ teaspoon red pepper flakes

• ½ teaspoon ground cumin

• ½ teaspoon curry powder

• ¼ teaspoon Kosher salt

• ¼ cup sour cream

• 1 tablespoon chopped cilantro

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees

2. Cut a slice from bottom of potato so it will sit flat and set between two chopsticks 

3. Using a sharp knife, make cuts across the potato (the short way) down to the sticks 1/8 to 1/4 inch which will prevent you from cutting all the way through the potatoes

4. Repeat with 2nd potato and place on parchment lined baking sheet

5. Melt butter in small saucepan, add red pepper flakes, cumin, curry and salt - mix well

6. Brush potatoes with the butter mixture, getting in between the layers

7. Bake 50 min-1hour or until potatoes are tender on the inside and crispy on the outside

8. Add a little sour cream and garnish with cilantro to serve.

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Joe’s Special

I know eggs, ground beef and spinach may not sound like a winner, but his old-school San Fran restaurant item is ridiculous. And by ridiculous I mean effing great.

Makes 1-2

INGREDIENTS

• 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
• ½ cup white onion, diced
• ¼ pound ground beef
• 2 cloves of garlic, minced
• 4 ounces cooked chopped spinach (squeeze out liquid)
• Kosher salt and pepper
• 4 eggs, beaten
• 2 tablespoons grated parmesan
• Baguette or any bread of your choice

DIRECTIONS

1. Heat oil in a small skillet over low to medium heat, add onions and cook until soften about 5 minutes
2. Add the beef, breaking it up along the way
3. Just when beef is almost done, add the garlic, cook until fragrant
4. Add the spinach and mix in well, season with salt and pepper
5. Add the eggs to the pan, cook slowly, stirring often making sure the eggs don’t stick to the pan
6. When the eggs are about halfway done, mix in parmesan and continue stirring until eggs are cooked though but still creamy
7. Serve with baguette.

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Chili Tots

Makes 2

INGREDIENTS

• 15 oz can of chili, heated
• 16 oz frozen tater tots
• ¼ cup shredded cheddar cheese

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook tots according to package directions
2. Top with chili and cheese

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Turkey Chili Enchiladas

Makes 8

INGREDIENTS

• 1 pound ground turkey, cooked and crumbled
• 1 cup chili 
• ¼ cup shredded cheddar cheese
• 2 cups whipping cream
• 8 small flour tortillas
• 1 cup chicken broth
• 1 cup shredded Monterey jack cheese

DIRECTIONS

1. Mix first 3 ingredients in bowl, set aside
2. Pour 1/2 the whipping cream in the bottom of a 9x13-baking dish
3. Pour chicken broth in bowl and one by one submerge each tortilla
4. Place approximately 1/8 turkey mixture in the center of each moistened tortilla and roll up
5. Place all 8 side by side in dish seam down in baking dish, sprinkle with Monterey jack cheese and pour remaining whipping cream over top
6. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes or until bubbly and gorgeous

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Chili Cheese Omelet

Makes 1

INGREDIENTS

• 15 oz can of chili, heated
• ½ tablespoon butter
• 3 eggs
• 1 slice Kraft American cheese (you can use any kind you like, but this kinda makes it)
• ¼ cup green onions, chopped for garnish

DIRECTIONS

1. Beat the eggs well in a bowl
2. Melt butter in a non-stick pan over medium heat, and add eggs.
3. If making a true omelet, allow the eggs to set - add chili to one half, cover with cheese and flip side with no chili over making a half moon - cook to desired doneness (which for me is not too dry)
4. Put on a plate, add a little more chili and garnish with green onions

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Chili Cheese Waffle

Makes 2

INGREDIENTS

• 1 8.5 oz box Jiffy Corn Muffin mix  
• 1 egg, beaten
• ¾ cup milk
• 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
• 1 tablespoon white granulated sugar
• 1 teaspoon butter, softened
• 1 15 oz can of chili, heated
• ½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
• ¼ cup sour cream

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat waffle iron
2. Combine muffin mix, egg, milk, oil and sugar in a large bowl - mix well
3. Spray both sides of waffle iron with non-stick spray, add batter, cook until done
4. Place on plate, spread lightly with butter, add chili, top with cheddar cheese and sour cream

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Doughnutmisu

Serves 6

Think Tiramisu, but with powdered doughnuts – yes, it's that simple. And a pretty bitchin name I might add...

Ingredients

• 1 cup mascarpone cheese
• 2 tablespoons whipping cream
• 1 tablespoon powdered sugar
• 6 small powdered doughnuts, sliced in half
• 6 tablespoons Hersheys chocolate syrup
• 1/4 cup Kahlua
• Cocoa powder

Directions

1. Blend cheese, powdered sugar and whipping cream until smooth
2. Put 1 tablespoon Hersheys in bottom of martini glass
3. Dip cut side of each doughnut in Kahlua
4. On top of chocolate, place 1 doughnut half, then a big tablespoon of cheese mix, then another doughnut half, then more cheese mix then dust with cocoa powder
5. Refrigerate about an hour before eating

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Hash Brown Egg Cups

Thank you Jacob from just outside Flagstaff, AZ for this simple but great breakfast idea.  Btw, you could easily make the cups the day before, then just fill and bake when you need them.

INGREDIENTS

• 10 oz premade uncooked hash browns
• 1/3 cup Monterey jack cheese
• Salt & pepper to taste
• Hot sauce
• 6 eggs

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 425
2. Combine hash browns and cheese in a large bowl - mix well to combine
3. Spray 6 muffins cups with cooking spray and press potato mixture into each cup – making sure to press against the sides and bottom
4. Bake for 25 minutes until golden and getting crispy
5. Remove from oven and turn oven down to 350
6. Put a few shakes of hot sauce in the bottom of each cup, crack an egg into each and season tops with salt & pepper
7. Bake 10-15 minutes or until white is set and yolk still a bit runny

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The Best Chicken/Egg Salad

Serves 4 - 6

This is a favorite in our house. I like to put it out on a plate with bagel halves and let everyone make their own.

Ingredients

• 6 hard boiled eggs, peeled
• 2 ribs of celery, diced fairly small (about 1/2 cup)
• 1/3 cup mayonnaise
• 2 cups deli-roasted chicken, shredded
• Freshly ground pepper to taste
• 2 teaspoons curry powder

Directions

1. In a bowl, use a fork to rough chop the eggs
2. Add the celery, Mayo , chicken, curry powder and salt and pepper to taste
3. Mix together well and serve

SIMPLE ALFREDO SAUCE

Serves 4

Get with the program y’all…this will help your food life. Such an easy base for any pasta to add whatever toppings you want, mushrooms, bacon, shrimp, chicken… you name it.

INGREDIENTS

• 2 tablespoons butter

• 1 big garlic clove, crushed

• 16oz carton whipping cream

• 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, finely grated

• 1 large pinch Kosher salt

• 3-4 grinds fresh ground black pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Heat butter in large deep skillet to low/medium heat, add garlic cook for one minute

2. Add whipping cream to pan, cook for 20-30 minutes, to thicken and reduce a little

3. add parmesan to sauce, stir and cook for further 3-4 minutes

4. Pour over your favorite pasta

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Fried Bologna Sandwich

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I wasn't a bologna fan until I fried some. This is crazy delicious and should not be ignored.

Makes one, but a really good one.

INGREDIENTS

• 1 teaspoon olive oil
• ½  medium yellow onion, thinly sliced
• 1 bun or roll of your choice
• butter, softened
• 5 slices of bologna
• ½ tablespoon grainy mustard
• ½ tablespoon mayonnaise
• 2 slices American cheese

DIRECTIONS

1. Heat small sauté pan on medium-high with olive oil, add the onions and cook until slightly caramelized, about 5 minutes
2. While they cook, lightly butter the inside of each bun, place cut-side down on a flat top or large non-stick pan untillightly toasted
3. Evenly space three small cuts, about 1/2 inch long into the outside edge of bologna (this will help it from curling up) and place on a heated flat griddle or non-stick pan
4. Cook 2-3 minutes on each side or until getting golden on the edges
5. Melt 1 slice of cheese on 2 slices of bologna
6. Spread mustard and mayonnaise on bottom half of the toasted bun and top with caramelized onions
7. Then stack all the slices of bologna on the onions, starting with a melted cheese bologna on the bottom, then the other 3 slices and top with the remaining melted cheese bologna
8. Place the top half of the bun on the sandwich

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Buffalo Chicken Fries

Should be self explanatory - but even if they're not...just make em.

Serves 4-6

INGREDIENTS

• 28 ounce bag of sweet potato fries
• 1 cup Franks Red Hot Wings Sauce or the regular – both are great
• 1/3 cup honey
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 1/2 cup blue cheese dressing
• 1 cup pre-cooked deli chicken, shredded
• parsley leaves, chopped for garnish

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook fries according to package directions – but get 'em extra crispy
2. While they cook, combine hot sauce, honey and butter over low heat – stir to combine
3. Toss fries a portion at a time in some of the sauce (don't over sauce though), plate, add some chicken, drizzle with blue cheese dressing and a little more buffalo sauce
4. Top with chopped parsley.

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Better Butter Burger

Makes: 4 burgers
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 15 minutes

The idea of cramming a big chunk of butter inside a burger might not be the first thing you think of – but it should be.

INGREDIENTS

• 1 ½ lbs ground sirloin

• Kosher salt & fresh ground pepper

• 4 hamburger buns, toasted

• Herb Garlic Butter, see recipe 

• Lettuce, tomato, mayo – you know what to do here
   

DIRECTIONS

1. Form meat into 4 loose balls

2. Remove Herb Garlic Butter from fridge, unwrap and cut four ½ inch discs, and gently press a disc into each ball, then gently form patty around the disc

3. Preheat grill to medium high and cook burgers to your desired doneness, about 4 to 5 minutes a side for medium rare

4. Build on toasted buns with whatever you like – not that it’ll really matter, cuz honestly it’s that good.

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Sriracha Popcorn

Makes one damn good bag

Why put sriracha in popcorn? Because we can, obviously.

Ingredients

• One bag microwave popcorn
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1 clove garlic, crushed
• 2 tablespoons Sriracha
• 1/2 tablespoon sugar
• Salt

Directions

1. Make popcorn according to package directions
2. While it cooks, melt butter in a small pot over low heat – stir in, garlic and Sriracha
3. Toss popcorn with sriracha butter, sugar and salt to taste
4. Serve

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Double Wrapped Shrimp & Bacon Tacos

Makes about 6

I like the idea of putting everything out in bowls, and letting my guests make their own.  I mean come on – why do I have to do all the work?  

INGREDIENTS

• 1 tablespoon canola oil
• 3/4 lb peeled, uncooked shrimp cut into bite-sized pieces
• 1 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning
• 1 lime cut in half, then one half into wedges
• 6 soft corn tortillas
• 3/4 cup refried beans, warmed
• 6 hard taco shells, warmed according to package directions
• 1/3 cup sour cream
• Lettuce, shredded
• 6 slices bacon, cooked, crispy and crumbled
• 3 green onions, finely diced
• Cholula hot sauce

DIRECTIONS

1. Heat pan well then add oil and shrimp - stir-fry quickly as the shrimp will cook fast 
2. When almost done (about 2 minutes) sprinkle shrimp with Old Bay then squeeze juice from the lime half on top 
3. Give them one quick mix and remove to a bowl alongside the tortillas, beans, sour cream and lettuce, bacon and green onions 
4. Now simply let people make their own: put some beans on one side of a soft tortilla, the wrap that around a hard shell tortilla
5. Add some sour cream, some lettuce, the shrimp, some bacon, some green onions and finally a few shakes of hot sauce
6. Eat – as if that wasn’t fricking obvious

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Green Goddess Dressing

It’s 1973, Sacheen Littlefeather accepts the Best Actor Award for Marlon Brando in The Godfather, All in the Family was huge on TV and Green Goddess Dressing was all the rage – and still should be.  

INGREDIENTS

• 2 tablespoons fresh tarragon
• 1/3 cup fresh parsley 
• 2 tablespoons fresh chives, coarsley chopped
• 2 green onions, white & light green parts coarsely chopped
• Juice of one lemon
• 2 teaspoons anchovy paste
• 1 tsp fresh ground pepper
• 3/4 cup sour cream

DIRECTIONS

1.  Put all ingredients in a processor and blend until smooth 

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Spicy Honey Shrimp

Spice…honey & shrimp. Three of my favorite things all in one recipe. Gung Hay Fat Choy!

INGREDIENTS

• Canola oil
• 1/2 cup yellow onion, diced
• 1/2 red pepper, diced
• 4 green onions, cut into 1 inch lengths
• 1 tablespoon minced ginger
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 1/4 cup honey
• 3 tablespoon soy sauce
• 1 teaspoon Asian chili sauce
• 1 pound shrimp, peeled & deveined

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook onions, red pepper and green onions in a tablespoon of oil in a hot wok or pan until starting to soften - about 3 minutes
2. While it cooks, combine honey, soy and chili sauce in a small bowl - mix well and set aside
3. Add ginger and garlic to vegetables and stir through for about a minute - remove vegetables to a plate
4. Put pan back on the heat, allow to get very hot, add a little more oil and then add shrimp - cook about 2 minutes or just until they’re almost done
5. Add vegetables and sauce - stir through to heat everything and let sauce thicken a bit
6. Serve on rice, noodles or just eat right of the pan.

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Pork Chow Mein

Get ready for the Chinese New Year with these great noodles - and the quick little black bean sauce makes this ridiculous.

Serves 2-4

INGREDIENTS

• 2 tablespoons black bean garlic sauce
• 2 tablespoons soy sauce
• ½ pound boneless pork (tenderloin or country style ribs work great), thinly sliced 
• ½ tablespoon of neutral oil*
• *(unflavored oils such as canola, vegetable or peanut)
• ¼ pound sugar snap peas sliced diagonally
• ½ pound shitake mushrooms
• 4 oz chow mein noodles, cooked
• green onions, chopped to garnish

 DIRECTIONS

1. Combine black bean and soy sauce, set aside
2. Heat sautéed pan on medium-high, add oil and pork and cook cooked until pork is just done, about 4 minutes ­ - remove pork mixture to a bowl
3. In same pan, heat to high and add a little more oil
4. Add peas and stir fry until crisp tender, about 3 minutes then add to pork mixture
5. Return pan to heat again, add more oil and the shitakes, cook until softened, about 5 minutes
6. Turn heat up to high, add the pork mixture and then the add soy/black bean - stir until heated through
7. Add chow mein noodles, combine well, plate and garnish with green onions
8. Serve

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