Chili Cheese Waffle

Makes 2

INGREDIENTS

• 1 8.5 oz box Jiffy Corn Muffin mix  
• 1 egg, beaten
• ¾ cup milk
• 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
• 1 tablespoon white granulated sugar
• 1 teaspoon butter, softened
• 1 15 oz can of chili, heated
• ½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
• ¼ cup sour cream

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat waffle iron
2. Combine muffin mix, egg, milk, oil and sugar in a large bowl - mix well
3. Spray both sides of waffle iron with non-stick spray, add batter, cook until done
4. Place on plate, spread lightly with butter, add chili, top with cheddar cheese and sour cream

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SIMPLE ALFREDO SAUCE

Serves 4

Get with the program y’all…this will help your food life. Such an easy base for any pasta to add whatever toppings you want, mushrooms, bacon, shrimp, chicken… you name it.

INGREDIENTS

• 2 tablespoons butter

• 1 big garlic clove, crushed

• 16oz carton whipping cream

• 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, finely grated

• 1 large pinch Kosher salt

• 3-4 grinds fresh ground black pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Heat butter in large deep skillet to low/medium heat, add garlic cook for one minute

2. Add whipping cream to pan, cook for 20-30 minutes, to thicken and reduce a little

3. add parmesan to sauce, stir and cook for further 3-4 minutes

4. Pour over your favorite pasta

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Better Butter Burger

Makes: 4 burgers
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 15 minutes

The idea of cramming a big chunk of butter inside a burger might not be the first thing you think of – but it should be.

INGREDIENTS

• 1 ½ lbs ground sirloin

• Kosher salt & fresh ground pepper

• 4 hamburger buns, toasted

• Herb Garlic Butter, see recipe 

• Lettuce, tomato, mayo – you know what to do here
   

DIRECTIONS

1. Form meat into 4 loose balls

2. Remove Herb Garlic Butter from fridge, unwrap and cut four ½ inch discs, and gently press a disc into each ball, then gently form patty around the disc

3. Preheat grill to medium high and cook burgers to your desired doneness, about 4 to 5 minutes a side for medium rare

4. Build on toasted buns with whatever you like – not that it’ll really matter, cuz honestly it’s that good.

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Pork Chow Mein

Get ready for the Chinese New Year with these great noodles - and the quick little black bean sauce makes this ridiculous.

Serves 2-4

INGREDIENTS

• 2 tablespoons black bean garlic sauce
• 2 tablespoons soy sauce
• ½ pound boneless pork (tenderloin or country style ribs work great), thinly sliced 
• ½ tablespoon of neutral oil*
• *(unflavored oils such as canola, vegetable or peanut)
• ¼ pound sugar snap peas sliced diagonally
• ½ pound shitake mushrooms
• 4 oz chow mein noodles, cooked
• green onions, chopped to garnish

 DIRECTIONS

1. Combine black bean and soy sauce, set aside
2. Heat sautéed pan on medium-high, add oil and pork and cook cooked until pork is just done, about 4 minutes ­ - remove pork mixture to a bowl
3. In same pan, heat to high and add a little more oil
4. Add peas and stir fry until crisp tender, about 3 minutes then add to pork mixture
5. Return pan to heat again, add more oil and the shitakes, cook until softened, about 5 minutes
6. Turn heat up to high, add the pork mixture and then the add soy/black bean - stir until heated through
7. Add chow mein noodles, combine well, plate and garnish with green onions
8. Serve

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Wings with Curry Sauce

When it comes to curry, I’m like the little old lady in the Frank’s commercial – I put that shit on everything.

INGREDIENTS

• 18 chicken wings

• 3 tablespoons butter

• 1 tablespoon flour 

• 2 tablespoons curry powder

• 1/3 cup coconut milk

• 1/3 cup milk

• 1 tablespoon Sambal Chili Paste or Sriracha

• Kosher salt

• cilantro or diced green onion for garnish 

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat broiler

2. Place wings on a foil lined baking sheet and broil until done, 10 - 15 minutes a side

3. While they're cooking, melt butter in a small pot over medium/low heat

4. When it’s melted, add flour and curry powder – stir well, mix together about a minute 

5. Pour in both milks – stirring well with a whisk until it begins to thicken

6. Add chili sauce, season with salt and stir well – keep warm

7. Remove wings from oven, put in a large bowl and toss with as much curry sauce as you like

8. Plate and garnish with cilantro or green onions

9. Serve

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Scallop Pan Roast

These remind me one of my favorite restaurants - the Oyster Bar at the Palace Station Hotel in Las Vegas. Btw, I said favorite restaurant, not hotel.  This is the place where OJ was arrested.

Serves 2 generously

INGREDIENTS

• 6 Sea Scallops defrosted or fresh
• 1/4 cup whipping cream
• 1/2 cup butter
• 1/2 cup dry vermouth
• 1/4 teaspoon paprika
• 1/4 teaspoon celery salt
• 1/4 cup clam juice
• 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
• 2 tablespoons ketchup
• 1 tablespoon horseradish
• 1/2 lemon, juice only
• 1/2 tablespoon Tabasco (I used Cholula) 
• small pinch Kosher salt
• parsley for garnish

DIRECTIONS

1. In a deep skillet on low/medium heat melt the butter
2. Then, EXCEPT for the scallops, whipped cream and parsley.. add all the remaining ingredients, simmer for 3-4 minutes
3. Pat the scallops dry
4. Add the cream and scallops to the skillet, simmer for 3 minutes
5. Serve on a bed of steamed white rice, garnish with parsley enjoy! 

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PASTA 2 WAYS

Plain pasta for kids is made even better with Finlandia butter.  And for the bigger kids, try this version with Finlandia Classic Creamy Gourmet Cheese & vermouth. 

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NOODLES WITH FINLANDIA CLASSIC CREAMY GOURMET CHEESE

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 15 minutes

INGREDIENTS

• 8 oz pasta: spaghetti, fettuccini, linguini – whatever your fav is

• 1/4 cup butter

• 4 oz Finlandia Classic Creamy Gourmet Cheese*

• 1 oz dry vermouth

• 1/3 cup shredded Parmesan

• Kosher salt and fresh ground pepper

• Parsley for garnish

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook noodles in boiling, salted water, stirring occasionally until done, about 8 minutes

2. While they cook, melt Finlandia butter* with Finlandia Classic Creamy Gourmet Cheese* in a small pot until mixed, then add parmesan and vermouth- stir until smooth

3. Season with salt & pepper

4. Drain noodles and toss with the sauce, and a sprinkle of parsley. Serve.

Plain Butter Noodles
 

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 15 minutes

INGREDIENTS

• 8 oz pasta: spaghetti, fettuccini, linguini – whatever your fav is

• 1/3 cup Finlandia butter*

• Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

• Shredded parmesan cheese, to taste

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook noodles in boiling, salted water, stirring occasionally until done, about 8 minutes

2. Drain, return to pot and immediately add butter, salt and pepper

3. If using Parmesan, add it now

4. Mix well and serve

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*Finlandia Butter can be found at Vons, Albertsons and Safeway. Finlandia Cheeses are also available, in Southern California at Costco and other fine retailers.

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Finlandia Black Garlic Flatbread

The beauty of this recipe is that it can be adapted to any flatbread, pizza or even sliced loaf of bread – like a baguette. Because once you know how much to spread on, you can do it with anything. 

Serves: 2-4 people
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 20 minutes
Total Time: 25 minutes

INGREDIENTS

• 1 flatbread, any size will do
• Finlandia Black Garlic Creamy Gourmet Cheese
• 4-6 tablespoons Basil Pesto
• 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
• 1/4 cup parmesan cheese, shredded 

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees
2. Spread about a 1/8 inch layer of the Finlandia Black Garlic Creamy Gourmet Cheese on the flatbread
3. Add a thin layer of the pesto on top of that
4. Sprinkle a small amount of the red pepper flakes on top, and finish with a light sprinkling of the shredded Parmesan
5. Bake until beginning to get golden brown – 15-20 minutes
6. Remove, slice and serve
7. Repeat

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*Finlandia Butter can be found at Vons, Albertsons and Safeway. Finlandia Cheeses are also available, in Southern California at Costco and other fine retailers.

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Fry Sauce

Meant for dipping and not frying. Serve with fries for dipping…or put on a burger…or on a hotdog…or in a sandwich…or in egg salad…or tuna salad, or on a brisket grilled cheese. Ok, basically everywhere.

Makes 3/4 cup

INGREDIENTS

• 1/2 cup mayonnaise
• 1/4 cup of ketchup
• 1 tablespoon Cholula hot sauce (or whatever kind you like)
• 2 tablespoons dill pickle juice
• 1 regular size dill pickle, diced very small
• Kosher salt & fresh ground pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Put all ingredients in a bowl and mix well to combine
2. Store in fridge a couple weeks

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Crazy Effing Good Chicken Sandwich

This is the ultimate football/sport watching food.

Serves 4

INGREDIENTS

• 1 tube fridge biscuits
• 1/3 cup Finlandia butter*
• 1/3 cup Franks hot sauce  
• 2 tablespoons honey
• 4 pre-cooked Fried Chicken tenders, room temp
• 2 tablespoons Kewpie (Japanese) Mayonaise
• 1 cup Iceberg lettuce, shredded

 DIRECTIONS

1. Cook biscuits, as per instructions, put to the side and keep warm
2. Melt butter and hot sauce, on low heat for 1 minute
3. Add honey to sauce, add the fried chicken, coat well and cook on medium for 2 minutes
4. Layer your sandwich: half biscuit, tablespoon of mayo, tablespoon cooked sauce, lettuce, chicken tender, top with biscuit, eat!

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*Finlandia Butter can be found at Vons, Albertsons and Safeway. Finlandia Cheeses are also available, in Southern California at Costco and other fine retailers.

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Butter Potatoes

The simple potato is pretty darn good by itself. But, when some delicious Finlandia butter* is added… look out. 

Serves: 3-4 people
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 20 minutes 

INGREDIENTS

• 1 pound small new potatoes
• Kosher salt & fresh ground black pepper
• ¼ cup Finlandia butter*, softened
• Kosher salt & fresh ground black pepper
• 1-2 teaspoons fresh thyme

DIRECTIONS

1. Put potatoes in a pot, cover with cold water and add 1 tablespoon of salt
2. Bring to a boil, lower the heat slightly and cook until potatoes can easily be pierced with a fork – about 15 minutes then drain well – set aside
3. Melt butter in a heavy pan, add potatoes and toss carefully making sure potatoes are covered with butter
4. Season with salt, pepper and add thyme – mix through and serve.

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*Finlandia Butter can be found at Vons, Albertsons and Safeway. Finlandia Cheeses are also available, in Southern California at Costco and other fine retailers.

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Steamed Artichokes

Weird looking? Yes. Simple to cook? Yes.  Delicious? Oh hell yes!

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 45 minutes
Total Time: 50 minutes

INGREDIENTS

• 2 or 3 artichokes, approximately 1 for every 2 people

• ½ stick butter

• 1 clove garlic, minced

• Juice of ½ lemon

• 1 sprig fresh thyme

DIRECTIONS

1. Cut the stem off the bottom of each artichoke so it will sit flat, and about 1 inch off the top of each

2. Then cut the point off each leaf (to keep you & your guests from getting poked)

3. Place artichokes in large steamer with about 3 inches of water below, cover with a lid and steam about 45 minutes, or until you can pull off a leaf off easily

4. While it cooks, melt the butter in a small pot with a minced clove of garlic, lemon juice and a thyme

5. Put artichokes on a serving plate with a bowl of the dipping butter beside.

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Loose Meat Sandwich

An old-school, terrible sounding thing – but oh crap is it fricking good!

Makes 4-6

INGREDIENTS

• 1 yellow onion, diced or thinly sliced
• 2 tablespoons olive oil
• 1 lb approx. ground beef (I feel the packages are closer to 1.3 pounds for some reason theses days – but anything close will do)
• Salt & fresh ground pepper to taste
• ½ teaspoon each onion powder & garlic powder
• ¼ teaspoon cayenne
• 1 cup beef broth
• 1 tablespoon Worcestershire
• 4 -6 of your favorite buns, even hot dog buns will work nicely you’ll just need more of them
• ½ cup French Fried Onions

DIRECTIONS

1. Soften onions in pan with oil over medium heat about 5 minutes
2. Put in the ground beef and cook until most of the pink is gone
3. Add seasonings, stir well to combine and cook a couple minutes
4. Add broth & Worcestershire and let simmer about 15 minutes or until the broth has just evaporated
5. Toast buns lightly, add some of the meat, then the crunchy onions, the top bun and… eat.

Cacio e Pepe

One of the absolute simplest and most delicious pasta recipes ever.  A classic from the old country (Italy, not Canada) and it must be in your lineup of pastas.

Serves 2

INGREDIENTS

• ¼ pound dried spaghetti
• 2 tablespoons Kosher salt
• 2 tablespoons olive oil
• 1-2 teaspoons course ground black pepper
• 1/2 cup Pecorino romano cheese, finely grated

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook pasta in salted water for 7 minutes
2. Put olive oil in a large sauté pan over medium heat and add pepper – cook, stirring often about 3-4 minutes, turn off the heat and add 1/3 cup of the pasta water
3. When the pasta is ready, drain – keeping about a cup and a half of the pasta water and add pasta to the pan with pepper
4. Turn the heat back on low and add the cheese
5. Stir the pasta with the cheese well, adding reserved pasta water to make a smooth sauce – as thick or thin as you like
6. Plate with a little more cheese and fresh ground pepper

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Lemon Butter Sauce

Makes about 1/3 cup
Prep time: 2 minutes
Cook time: 5 minutes
Total time: 7 minutes

Really... do you need to hear anything more than just lemon & butter? 
I think not – though if you did, shallots & parsley are the rest of it. 

INGREDIENTS

• ¼ cup lemon juice
• Pinch Kosher salt
• 1 tablespoon shallot, finely chopped
• ¼ stick cold Finlandia butter*, cut into cubes
• 1 tablespoon finely chopped parsley

DIRECTIONS

1. Warm a small pan over medium-high heat and add lemon juice and shallot
2. Cook until reduced by approximately ½, then add butter 
3. Slowly swirl butter into the mixture until thickened, season with salt and add parsley
4. Stir to mix and serve

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*Finlandia Butter can be found at Vons, Albertsons and Safeway. Finlandia Cheeses are also available, in Southern California at Costco and other fine retailers.

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Mexican Lasagna

I made this one night with a box of busted lasagna noodles and it was great, not to mention a lot easier than dealing with the whole noodles. Either make it an oven proof pan, or make it then put into an oven safe casserole dish for baking. 

Serves 6

Oil

½ yellow onion, diced small

2 red or green jalapenos, seeded and diced fairly small

1 serrano peppers, and diced small

2 large clove garlic, minced

1/2 lb ground beef

9 ounces beef chorizo

2 tablespoons fajita seasoning, recipe here or 1 pack store-bought fajita seasoning, about 1.3 ounces

15oz can diced tomatoes, drained

6 ounces ‘oven ready’ lasagna noodles, (the no-boil kind) broken into 2 inch-ish pieces

8 ounces shredded pepper jack cheese

Fresh cilantro for garnish

• Heat oven to 350

• Heat about a tablespoon of oil on medium high heat, and add onion, jalapeno & serranos - stir and let cook until beginning to soften, about 5 minutes

• Add the ground beef and chorizo, and cook until almost done, probably 5 minutes

• Put in garlic, and when fragrant stir through, then add tomatoes and fajita seasoning

• Mix well, and add about 3/4 of the cheese and the broken noodles

• Stir thoroughly to combine everything, add top with remaining cheese

• Cover with a lid or foil, and put in the oven 30 minutes or until bubbly

• Remove foil, and turn on broiler - cook until the top just starts getting crispy 3-5 minutes

• Let rest 5-10 minutes, top with cilantro and serve

Crazy Good Garlic Bread

Makes one loaf – and a damn good one at that

1/2 cup butter, room temperature

6 cloves garlic, finely crushed

1/2 cup shredded Parmesan

1 bunch green onions, white & light green parts only, finely chopped

1 /3 cup chopped curly parsley

1/2 teaspoon Kosher salt

1 loaf French or sourdough bread

• Preheat oven to 425

• Put garlic & butter in a large bowl, mix well then add the Parmesan, green onions, parsley and salt - combine everything

• Cut loaf in half lengthwise and spread mixture on each cut side

• Place on baking sheet and put in oven about 6 minutes

• Turn oven to broil, then put loaves back in about 6-8 inches away from the heat until bread is beautifully golden brown and bubbly

• Slice into 2 inch pieces and serve

Salt and Pepper Shrimp

Makes 6 appetizer servings

Put this in front of your friends - they won't believe it! You can say "Yeah, I made it - I mean I made that!" No one has to know it took about 5 minutes in the kitchen but you.

Ingredients

• 1/2 tablespoon Kosher salt
• 1/2 tablespoon fresh ground pepper
• 1 tablespoon peanut oil
• 1 pound shrimp, raw shell-on & de-veined – 31/40’s are the prefect size
• 2 large cloves garlic, chopped fine
• 1/2 inch fresh ginger,minced
• 1 bunch green onions, cut into 2 inch lengths

Directions

1. Mix salt & pepper in small bowl and set aside
2. Turn on the fan above your stove and heat a wok or pan until really really hot and smoking and then add the oil
3. Wait until it smokes even more
4. Don't get freaked out by the smoke
5. Add garlic, ginger, green onion and the shrimp
6. Stir often so all is mixed and shrimp are fully cooked – which should not take more than a couple minutes, then add the salt & pepper
7. Stir fry quickly to coat shrimp in the salt and pepper mixture – serve
8. Prepare yourself for the compliments to come

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FRESH SPRING ROLLS

Perfect food for when it is 800 degrees outside (San Diego summertime).

INGREDIENTS

• 8 rice wrappers (approx 8 inch diameter)
• 1 cup poached shrimp, chilled, shells and tails removed, sliced lengthways
• 1 cup my Black Bean Salmon  recipe, chilled
• 1 cup shredded Napa Cabbage
• 1 cup matchstick carrots
• 1 cup matchstick red pepper
• 1 cup fresh cilantro leaves
• big handful of lettuce leaves

SAUCE

• hoisin sauce
• Chili Garlic sauce (Huy Fong brand, the same people that make Sriracha)

DIRECTIONS

1. Prep everything
2. Mix Sauce: 3 parts Hoisin to 1 part Chili Garlic sauce, set aside  
3. Fill large bowl with warm water
4. One at a time, place 1 rice paper in water for 15 seconds
5. Place flat on clean kitchen cloth
6. Layer a strip of each ingredient, on top of each other, then roll it up like a mini buritto  
7. Repeat until you have used up all the ingredients
8. Serve with sauce, dip and enjoy! 

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Hash Brown Crust Quiche

 But the hash browns aren't in, they're the crust!

Serves 6

INGREDIENTS

• 3 cups thawed frozen hash browns
• ¼ pound bacon, diced
• 1 cup mushrooms, sliced thin
• ½ green pepper, diced
• ½ small yellow onion, diced
• 1 garlic clove, minced
• 6 eggs
• ½ cup Monterey Jack cheese
• 1 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
• Big pinch Kosher salt

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 400
2. Press hash browns into pan or pie dish – like you would pie dough
3. Bake until golden brown, approx 25 minutes
4. During this time, cook bacon in a large skillet, until almost crispy, then add mushrooms, peppers & onions and cook on medium heat, until softened -add garlic in the last minute and spread into pan
5. Beat eggs, stir in cheese, season with salt & pepper and mix in cheese
6. Pour mixture into pan and bake I oven, 15-20 minutes or until just firm, serve.

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