Orzo Carbonara

Makes 4 servings

INGREDIENTS

• 1/2 pound bacon, diced
• 1/2 pound orzo
• 1 pound asparagus, cut into 1 inch lengths
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 1 egg yolk
• 1/3 cup heavy cream
• 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese plus extra for serving
• Kosher salt & freshly ground pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook bacon in a large skillet until just getting crispy, remove all but 2 tablespoons of oil and turn off heat
2. Boil large pot of water and add orzo cook 8 minutes and after 4 minutes of cooking, add asparagus to cooking orzo
3. While it cooks, beat egg in a bowl and stir in cream
4. When orzo is done, drain but reserve 1 cup of the water
5. Add drained orzo and asparagus to the pan with bacon, and heat on medium until warmed through
6. Add garlic, and stir through until very fragrant - about 45 seconds, turn off heat
7. Stir in beaten egg/cream and 1/2 cup of the cheese - season with Kosher salt and lots of black pepper
8. Mix well and add as much reserved pasta water to make it creamy
9. Serve with extra Parmesan

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Brisket Burgers with Poblanos & Onions

If you can find ground brisket for half of this, you'll be very happy cuz it'll add a ridiculously good beefy flavor.

Makes 6 burgers

INGREDIENTS

• 3 poblano peppers
• 2 - 1/2” thick slices yellow onion
• Olive oil
• 2 pounds ground beef, or
• 1 pound ground beef and 1 pound ground brisket (ask a butcher, you’ll be so glad you did)
• Kosher salt & fresh ground pepper
• Ground cumin
• 1/3 cup mayo
• 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro
• 1 large clove garlic, minced fine
• 6 slices Muenster cheese
• 6 buns - and use something good like a brioche

DIRECTIONS

1. Heat grill to medium high
2. Lightly oil peppers and onions slices, and place on the grill
3. Cook until peppers are fully blackened and onions are well marked - remove
4. Let peppers sit until cool enough to handle, then using a paper towel, pull off blackened skin, cut in half and remove seeds
5. Rough chop peppers and onions together - set aside
6. While they cook, combine beef with brisket if using and season with salt & pepper, 1 1/2 teaspoons cumin and shape into 6 patties
7. Put burgers on a medium hot grill and cook until desired temp (which should be medium rare, just sayin) adding cheese in the last few minutes of cooking
8. Combine mayo, cilantro, garlic, pinch of salt and 1/2 teaspoon cumin - mix well
9. Lightly oil buns, and place on the grill for color
10. Build by putting some sauce on a bun, the burger with cheese, some of the peppers and onions and the top bun

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Loose Meat Sandwich

This is essentially a hamburger with no structure. And if ur not from where they're popular, you might think they sound gross. But they’re anything but - in fact they’re effing great!

Makes 4 sandwiches

INGREDIENTS

• 1 yellow onion, diced
• 1 tablespoon olive oil
• 1 pound ground beef
• 1/2 teaspoon each salt, onion powder, garlic powder, black pepper & cayenne
• 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1 cup beef broth
• 4 hamburger buns, or rolls or whatever - some bread kinda thing
• Butter for buns
• 2 ounces French’s French Fried Onions

DIRECTIONS

1. In a large skillet over medium heat, cook onion in oil until softened - about 5 minutes
2. Add ground beef and continue cooking until just browned
3. Add seasoning and Worcestershire sauce, mix well and add broth
4. Simmer until the broth is gone - about 15 minutes
5. Butter and toast or grill buns
6. Put some loose meat on a bun, top with a layer of crispy onions and add top bun

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Spanish Chorizo Hash

Who says hash has to be corned beef? Cuz I certainly don't!

Makes 2 - 3 servings (kinda depends on you)

INGREDIENTS

• 2 tablespoons butter
• 1/2 medium red onion, diced
• 1/2 pound cold leftover cooked potatoes, cut into 1/2 inch cubes
• 4-6 ounces Spanish Chorizo, chopped
• Kosher salt
• Eggs poached, fried, scrambled – again, up to you

DIRECTIONS

1. Add butter to a medium sized pan and cook onion until just softened, about 3 minutes
2. Add potatoes and cook another 5 minutes until just getting crispy
3. Add Chorizo, season with salt & cook stirring often for maybe another 5 - 7 minutes, until crispy all around
4. Serve with eggs

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QUICK BBQ CHICKEN SANDWICH

Makes One

If you have some leftover deli-roasted chicken...you'll be eating in about 5 minutes. And if you've watched the video you'll know how simple this is and doesn't really need a recipe - but here goes anyway.

INGREDIENTS

• 1/3 cup cooked deli-roasted chicken, shredded
• 1/4 cup bbq sauce, any kind you like
• 1 teaspoon white vinegar
• 1 teaspoon chipotle pepper, minced
• 1 slice cheese, I like Muenster or Havarti for this but you go for it
• 1 hamburger bun or 1 hot dog bun or 2 slices of bread or a croissant - just a bread-like product
• Mayo (preferably Kewpie, the Japanese mayo cuz honestly it's unfrickingbelievable)
• Shredded iceberg lettuce

DIRECTIONS

1. Warm chicken in a non-stick on medium heat
2. Add bbq sauce, vinegar & minced chipotle
3. Heat until just beginning to bubble and top with cheese - let cheese melt
4. Toast bun, bread, croissant or whatever ur using, then add mayo to the bottom, then lettuce, then the chicken with melty cheese and the top bun
5. Eat, as if that wasn't obvious
6. Repeat

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Pasta with Bratwurst & Sour Cream

Try this quick and easy dinner idea, it's hearty and packed with flavor.

INGREDIENTS

• 1/2 pound penne pasta
• 2 bratwurst, uncooked
• 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
• Kosher salt & fresh ground pepper
• 6 ounces sour cream
• 1/4 cup parmesan cheese, grated plus a little more for serving
• 1/4 cup finely chopped parsley
• 2 -3 ounces milk or pasta water 

DIRECTIONS

1. Boil pasta according to package directions
2. Slice brats lengthwise, remove sausage and cook in a non-stick medium sized pan
3. While it cooks, season with red pepper, salt & pepper
4. When sausage is longer pink, add sour cream & stir well to combine
5. Drain pasta (reserving about ½ cup pasta water) and add to sausage with most of the parsley and parmesan
6. Mix well, and depending on how thick or thin you like it, add a little pasta water or milk
7. Mix again well and plate, adding a little more parsley

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Egg, Bacon and Hash Brown Taco

This was created when I opened the fridge and thought... "what the hell am I gonna make, and what can I use up?". I love leftovers.

Makes 2

INGREDIENTS

• 2 eggs, whisked
• 4 bacon strips, chopped (keep fat)
• 1 cup hash browns
• 2 teaspoons Adobo sauce
• 2 tablespoons sour cream
• 2 appetizer size corn tortillas

DIRECTIONS

1. In medium skillet, medium heat cook bacon until little crispy, set bacon aside, keep 2 tablespoons of fat in skillet
2. Add hash browns to skillet, cook on medium heat for 2 minutes
3. Cook scrambled egg separately
4. Warm the tortillas
5. Build: tortilla, sour cream, drizzle Adobo sauce, egg, hash brown and bacon

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Simple Lemon Pasta

If you can't make this, no one can.

Serves 2

INGREDIENTS

• 1/2 pound pasta, you can choose
• 1/3 cup olive oil
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 1 lemon, zest and juice
• 1/4 - 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
• 1/3 cup fresh grated Parmesan cheese, plus a little more for garnish
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook noodles according to package directions
2. About 1/4 way though, heat olive oil a large pan on medium heat and add garlic
3. Just as it get super fragrant, about 30 seconds, and zest and juice of lemon and red pepper flakes
4. Stir well to combine and let simmer about a minute
5. Drain pasta and add to sauce along with cheese and parsley - mix well to combine
6. Plate and top with a little more cheese and parsley

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SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN

With almost no ingredients. I'm always here for you. This is awesome, I say, it beats takeout any day!

Serves 4

INGREDIENTS

• 1/2 cup ketchup
• 1/4 cup soy sauce
• 2 Tbsp apple cider vinegar
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 1 tablespoon. cornstarch
• 1 tablespoon canola oil
• 1.5 pounds chicken, breasts or thighs sliced into thin strips
• 2 green onions, white & light green parts only, diced fine
• sesame seeds for garnish

DIRECTIONS

1. Combine first 5 ingredients, mix well and set aside
2. Heat wok or pan well, then add oil and then chicken
3. Stir fry until just done, then add about 1/3 the sauce
4. Mix to combine and let bubble away about a minute so it thickens
5. Serve on rice or noodles garnished with green onions and sesame seeds

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BEST CHINESE STIR FRY SAUCE

This is the 'little black dress' of stir fry sauces – good for chicken, beef, pork, veggies and seafood.

Makes about 1 cup

INGREDIENTS

• 2 cloves garlic, minced

• 1 tablespoon fresh ginger, chopped fine

• 1 teaspoon sesame oil

• 2 tablespoons rice vinegar

• 1/4 cup soy sauce

• 1/4 cup chicken broth, vegetable broth or even water

• 1 tablespoon sriracha

• 2 tablespoons sugar

• 1 tablespoon cornstarch

DIRECTIONS

1. Combine all ingredients in a small bowl or Tupperware and mix well

2. Stir fry about 2 cups any combination of diced vegetables and/or seafood, chicken or beef until protein is just cooked through

3. When just done, add 1/2 to 2/3 of sauce, mix and let thicken slightly – about a minute and serve

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Pound Cake w/Boozy Whipped Cream & Fruit

Makes 1 pound cake

So good, so buttery, so delicious.  And once made, do this trick from my mother. The trick of spreading soft butter on still warm, delicious pound cake.  It might not be right, but if it’s wrong, it’s wrong for all the right reasons. 

1 cup butter, softened, + extra for greasing

2 cups sugar

5 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Zest and juice of 1 lemon

2 cups flour

1/4 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking soda

2 cups heavy cream

3 tablespoons Chambord (raspberry liqeur)

Fresh fruit for serving

Powder sugar & toasted almonds for serving

• Preheat oven to 325

• In a mixer, beat butter with sugar until smooth

• Add eggs one at a time, 30-45 seconds apart, then add vanilla extract, lemon and zest - mix a couple minutes

• Combine flour, salt & baking soda - mix well then add to the mixing butter about 1/2 cup at a time until just incorporated

• Butter bundt or loaf pan well, and a few tablespoons of flour and move pan around to get flour everywhere, then shake out excess flour - pour in mix

• Bake about an hour, or until a toothpick comes out clean

• While it cooks, beat cream with Chambord until thick

• Let cool and grill slices in a pan, bbq or even broil then top with the whipped cream, fruit and add the powdered sugar and almonds

Butter Sauteéd Carrots

Can anything better then these simply cooked carrots?

Makes a pound

INGREDIENTS

• 1 pound baby multi-colored carrots, halved lengthwise

• 3 tablespoons butter

• Kosher salt & freshly ground pepper to taste

• 1 tablespoon chives, finely diced

DIRECTIONS

1. Slice carrots lengthwise, trim green at the top, but leaving about ½ of the green at the top

2. Heat a large skillet on medium-high heat, add 2 tablespoons of the butter and the carrots

3. Begin to cook, slowly and season to taste with salt & pepper

4. Turn over every so often to get color on all sides

5. Cook until crisp/tender – and when they’re almost done, add remaining butter and chives - stir well

6. Plate and serve

Butter Poached Shrimp

I have a lot of friends who LOVE shrimp, but feel like they often overcook them.  And not only is this way is nearly foolproof because of the gentle poaching, but with the butter they come out tender, juicy, buttery (of course) and amazing.

Serves 4 as an appetizer - or one if you're stupid hungry

INGREDIENTS

• 2 sticks, or 14 ounces Finlandia salted butter *
• 1 pound 16/20 shrimp, peel, deveined with tail-on, room temperature
• Kosher salt & fresh ground black pepper
• Parsley chopped for garnish

DIRECTIONS 

1. Slowly melt butter in a medium pot
2. Add shrimp so they are covered with butter – if not all will fit covered, repeat this step
3. Cook until shrimp are just done – tender, juicy but not overdone – probably 3-5 minutes total
4. Serve in a bowl seasoned with salt & pepper and garnished with the chopped parsley
5. And fine, if you had a little bread you could always dip that too. Just sayin…

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*Finlandia Butter can be found at Vons, Albertsons and Safeway. Finlandia Cheeses are also available, in Southern California at Costco and other fine retailers.

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Steak, Caramelized Onions and Blue Cheese

BEST STEAK EVER.

One of my all time favorite foods, never fails to please.

Serves 2

INGREDIENTS

• 2 fat Ribeye steaks, removed from fridge 30 mins prior
• 1 large red onion, thinly sliced
• 1 tablespoon olive oil
• 1 tablespoon butter
• Big pinch Kosher salt
• Fresh black pepper
• 1 tablespoon brown sugar
• 1/2 cup blue cheese crumbles
• instant-read thermometer  

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven 450
2. non stick medium skillet on medium/low heat, add oil and onions, cook 8-10 minutes until golden
3. Add butter and brown sugar to onions, remove from heat, cover to keep warm
4. Preheat cast iron skillet on high heat for about 10 minutes until smoking
5. Rub little oil on both sides of steak, season well with Kosher salt and black pepper
6. Add steak to hot skillet, cook 2 minutes flip cook 1 minute, place cast iron pan in hot oven
7. Stand by, using an instant read thermometer, check temperature in the middle is 131-135 for medium rare, I like to take out at 130 and let it sit
8. Top with blue cheese crumbles, tent with foil for 10 minutes to let meat rest
9. Serve sliced on bed of onions, enjoy!

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OLD SCHOOL SHRIMP SCAMPI

Not sure how you beat this. And considering this is "Super quick dinner week" and it goes from zip to amazing in less than 15 minutes...you gotta make it.

Serves 2

INGREDIENTS

• 1/2 lb fresh large raw shrimp (21-30 size)

• 1/2 pack spaghetti

• 3 tablespoons butter

• 1 tablespoon olive oil

• 2 cloves garlic, crushed

• 1/3 cup Dry Vermouth

• pinch red pepper flakes

• 3 tablespoons curly parsley, finely chopped, (flatleaf will do)

• 1/2 lemon, fresh juice

• lemon wedge for serving

• drizzle of EVOO

• Optional: handful grated Parmesan cheese

DIRECTIONS

1. In large pot boiled salted water add spaghetti, cook al dente

2. While that cooks... In a large skillet, on medium heat, add butter, oil, garlic, cook 30 seconds

3. Add vermouth, red pepper flakes, simmer 4 minutes to reduce liquid

4. Add shrimp, these guys only need 2 minutes, flip cook for 1 more minute

5. Add lemon juice and half parsley

6. Drain pasta, add to skillet coat in sauce

7. Serve garnished with parsley, drizzle of EVOO and a wedge of lemon. Sprinkle of Parmesan if you feel like it.

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BURRATA & PROSCIUTTO CROSTINI

Burrata is Buffalo Mozzarella's softer, creamier, way cooler cousin. You're gonna like this a lot.

INGREDIENTS

• Ciabatta loaf, sliced
• 1 garlic clove
• 4-5 Cherry tomatoes
• 1/2 cup Burrata cheese
• 1/4 lb Prosciutto
• EVOO
• Big pinch Kosher salt
• fresh black pepper
• Fresh basil

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat broiler
2. Drizzle with EVOO, place under broiler for 1 minute until golden, both sides
3. Chop garlic in half, on the oiled side of toast, rub in garlic
4. Chop tomatoes in half and rub the tomato into the same side of the bread
5. Layer each slice with Prosciutto, 2 teaspoons Burrata, drizzle EVOO and season with Kosher salt and pepper
6. Garnish with finely sliced basil

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Baby British Sausage Rolls (aka Pigs in Blankets)

Too simple? Perhaps. Not fancy enough? Perhaps. Delicious? You betcha. These little snacks have been pleasing the British for centuries - so who are we to argue?

Ingredients

• 1 package turkey or pork breakfast sausages (not the fully cooked kind)
• 1 package puff pastry sheets
• 1/2 cup steak sauce
• 2 tablespoons apricot jam
• flour

Directions

1. Let pastry defrost on counter about 20 minutes before using
2. Make a lengthwise slice in each sausage and remove casing
3. Cut pastry sheets into 3 sections, and lay one section on a floured work surface
4. Use rolling pin or bottle to make sheet section a little thinner and longer
5. Place 3 sausages (without their casings) end to end on pastry sheet
6. Roll sheet over sausages into a long snug tube, and cut off excess pastry
7. Cut each tube into 8 pieces and place on lightly greased baking sheet (you can use parchment or wax paper instead if you like)
8. Bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes until lightly brown
9. Mix steak sauce and jam and use as dipping sauce

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Easy Chicken Adobo

A little sweet, a little sour and all damn delicious - and did I mention tender? This is sure to make a Filipino lola (grandma) very proud :)

Serves 2-4 people (depends how hungry you are...)

INGREDIENTS

• 2 pounds skin on, bone-in, chicken thighs (skinless, boneless work great too)
• 1 cup soy sauce
• 1/2 cup white vinegar
• 1 tablespoon fresh ground pepper
• 2 tablespoons brown sugar
• 5 garlic cloves, minced
• 3 bay leaves

DIRECTIONS

1. Combine soy, vinegar, pepper, brown sugar, garlic and bay leaves in the bottom of a large pot with a well fitting lid pot.
2. Place chicken skin side down in pot and bring to a boil
3. Immediately turn down to a simmer and cover
4. After 30 minutes remove lid, turn chicken over and simmer for another 20 - 30 minutes until super tender
5. Serve with steamed rice.

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Btw, yes – I did forget to add the brown sugar in this video (I hate me sometimes).

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