Lobster Poutine

Makes 2 servings

INGREDIENTS

• 12 oz frozen tater tots 
• ½  tablespoon oil
• ¼ cup red onion, diced small
• 1 garlic clove, crushed
• 1 tablespoon sake
• 4 tablespoons butter
• 2 tablespoons flour
• ½ cup milk
• ½ cup clam juice
• ¼  cup shredded smoked Gruyere cheese
• ¼  cup shredded Monterey jack cheese
• ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
• Salt and pepper to taste
• 2 small lobster tails, cut into bite size pieces
• ¼ cup chopped green onion to garnish

DIRECTIONS

1. Cook tater tots according to package instructions
2. Heat a saucepan on medium high, add oil and sauté the onions until translucent
3. Add the garlic, cook until fragrant and add 1 tablespoon of butter
4. Add the sake, let the alcohol cook off
5. Add 2 tablespoons of butter, until melted then stir in 2 tablespoons of flour
6. Let the flour taste cook out about 2 minutes
7. Add the milk and clam juice and let thicken
8. Add the gruyere and jack cheese, season with salt and cayenne pepper to taste
9. In a small pan, melt 1 tablespoon of butter and sauté the lobster until cooked season with a little salt and pepper
10. Top the cooked tater tots with the cheese sauce, then lobster and garnish with green onions

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Fried Pickles

INGREDIENTS

• Vegetable oil to fry
• ½ cup mayo
• ½ teaspoon chili powder 
• ¼ wedge of a lime
• 1 clove crushed garlic
• ½ cup all-purpose flour
• 2 eggs, beaten 
• 1 cup panko bread crumbs
• Salt and pepper to taste
• 4 dill pickle spears (slice lengthwise to make 8 thinner spears)

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oil to 350 degrees
2. In a small bowl combine mayo, chili powder, lime juice and garlic-set aside
3. Put the flour, eggs and seasoned panko with salt and pepper in 3 separate bowls 
4. Dip each pear in the flour (shake off any excess) then in the beaten egg and in the panko, repeat with the remaining pickles
5. Fry a few pickles at a time until golden brown or about 3 minutes-lay on paper towels to drain
6. Finish the fried pickles with a little salt as they come out of the fryer and serve with dipping sauce

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Potato Soup

I'll be the first to admit that potato soup sounds boring. But this one isn't. The red onions help it taste great, plus it's way fun because your guests get to customize it themselves with a choice of cool toppings. Think baked potato - but way better. It's so good, just serve a salad with it and you're done.

Ingredients

• 2 big baking potatoes, peeled and diced
• 1 large red onion, diced
• 3 cups chicken broth, diced - just kidding
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 1 1/2 cups whipping cream
• 1/2  teaspoon cayenne
• 3 tablespoons fresh chopped parsley
• Kosher salt & fresh ground black pepper

Directions

1. Put potatoes in large pot, cover with chicken broth and simmer until soft, about 15 minutes
2. While it cooks, saute onions in butter and cayenne until softened
3. Add about 3/4 of the onions to the pot along with the whipping cream and parsley
4. Continue cooking the remainder of the onions until crispy and blackened - but not burnt
5. Simmer soup on low about 5 more minutes until it thickens a bit
6. With back of large spoon, mash some of the potatoes in the pot while it's simmering (this will help to thicken) - season well with salt & pepper
7. When the soup is the thickness you want, serve in bowls with a selection of the following toppings - add any and all you'd like:

• Crispy bacon pieces (if I said bits, you might buy those crappy artificial ones and I'd be mad)
• Thinly sliced green onions
• Croutons or even crouton remnants - from the bottom of the box
• Crispy thin Asian noodles
• Shredded cheese - cheddar works nicely
• Any hot sauce you like
• Diced leftover chicken, turkey, steak, pieces of a leftover broken up burger
• Anything else you can think of - just look in the fridge

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5 Minute Beer Bread

To be honest - it makes in 5 minutes but cooks in about 50. In any case it’s only 3 ingredients and so damn good it won’t matter.

Ingredients

• 3 cups self-rising flour
• 3 tablespoons sugar
• 1 bottle (12 ounces) beer - preferably something with a little flavor - room temperature

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350
2. Mix flour and sugar and slowly add beer
3. Mix all ingredients well, until smooth
4. Place in greased loaf pan & place pan in center of oven and bake for about 50 minutes
5. Remove from oven and take bread out of pan and allow to cool on a rack or stove grates

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watch how I make this

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One Pot Brats

Makes 6

Dog simple and super delicious - and everything is cooked in the same pot. Beautiful.

Ingredients

• 1 white onion, thinly sliced
• 1 green pepper de-seeded and sliced thin
• 3 tbs butter
• 2 bottles of dark beer
• 1/2 cup brown sugar
• 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
• 1/2 tablespoon fresh ground pepper
• 6 pack of bratwurst
• 6 sliced sandwich rolls
• Mustard, for serving

Directions

1. In large throw away foil pan (if ur doing this on a grill) add onion, green pepper and butter
2. Cook over medium heat until veggies soften and get lightly brown
3. Next add beer, sugar, vinegar and pepper to pan and mix well
4. Let mixture cook until it comes to a simmer
5. Then add brats to pan and let cook for about 5-10 minutes
6. When brats are ready, toast buns , top bun with mustard, brat and some of the onions and peppers

Corned Beef Pockets

Makes 8

Simple little cheesy, corned-beefy pockets of fun. And who doesn't like a pocket of fun?

Ingredients

• One 16-ounce tube large-sized refrigerator biscuits
• 1/4 grainy mustard
• 2/3 to 1 cup corned beef, chopped or shredded
• 1/3 cup shredded Swiss cheese

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350
2. Lightly grease a baking sheet, remove biscuits from the package and flatten each into a 4-inch circle
3. Spread about a teaspoon of the mustard in the center of each biscuit
4. Top with some of the corned beef, then cheese and fold the biscuit over into a half moon - pinch the edges tight to seal
5. Pierce each biscuit top 2 or 3 times with the point of a small knife and place on the baking sheet - bake about 25 minutes or until golden brown

Bacon Beer Cheese Dip

Makes a bunch

Cheese & beer & bacon. Really, do you need anything else?

Ingredients

• 6-8 pieces bacon
• 4-5 green onions, white & light green parts, chopped fine
• 8 ounces cream cheese
• 8 ounces Velveeta cheese
• 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1 tablespoon Montreal Steak Seasoning
• Approx 6 ounces beer (I like something hoppy, like an IPA)
• Something to dip - bread would be good here

Directions

1. Cook bacon in a small pot until crisp, remove from pan and set aside on paper towels
2. Remove most of the grease, and add green onions until softened, then put back in bacon, cream cheese, Velveeta, Worcestershire, Montreal seasoning, green onions and beer
3. Cook on low until all is combined and melted - serve with something to dip

TIP: You can easily sub the bacon for fresh crab, for a Crab Beer Cheese Dip.

3-2-1 Bloody

Serves 1

Think Bloody Mary meets Red Beer.

Ingredients

• 3 ounces Vodka

• 2 ounces Clamato juice
• 1 ounce Newcastle Brown Ale
• 1/2 teaspoon prepared horseradish
• Couple shakes hot sauce & Worcestershire
• Celery salt & fresh ground pepper

Directions

1. Fill a cocktail shaker 1/3 full with ice and add all the ingredients

2. Shake well then pour into a rocks glass with fresh ice